This is just for laughs!
damn funny , im practically lol-ing throughout the article.
release stress!
damn funny , im practically lol-ing throughout the article.
release stress!
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Like most Asian parents, my mom was cheap, and I mean dirt cheap. She would never buy me new pants, but insisted on modifying my older sister's skirts into pants that she would then force me to wear. It's bad enough that my so called "pants" were full of flowery patterns, but she had to take it to the next level by not including zippers. She made a slit in the front so that I could do my business, but she would never add in a zipper, claiming that it was too expensive to do so. Well after trying to use staples as makeshift zippers and ended up stapling a little "something" else to my pants, I decided that I probably should just forget trying to fix it.
I tried to convinced myself, "It's not that bad, at least I'll have underwear on." WRONG! Apparently underwear was included in the list of items that my mom considered to be too expensive. However, my mom did try to console me by saying that no one would even notice that I wasn't wearing underwear, and for some crazy reason, I believed her.
I went to school that day full of confidence, believing wholeheartedly that no one would notice. My mom could NOT have been more wrong. That day was how I first earned the dreaded nickname, "Teeny Peeny". I was only a kid then! What did they expect? A python?!? I mean come on! Even pythons were babies once!!
*poopiness!
oh , it all started because of ...lol.
let the picture explain it to you (;
ROFL.
:)
